My First ME Post!

Monday, August 13, 2012

My First ME Post!

So I’m derping around on the computer, supposed to be working but whatever. Found this awesome website called hyperbole and a half. This chick is super funny. But my favorite part so far is how she made up her own pain chart for the doctors office.

0: Hi. I am not experiencing any pain at all. I don’t know why I’m even here.

1:  I am completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching or maybe I just have a bad taste in my mouth.

2: I probably just need a Band Aid.

3:  This is distressing. I don’t want this to be happening to me at all.

4: My pain is not fucking around.

5:  Why is this happening to me??

6:  Ow.  Okay, my pain is super legit now.

7:  I see Jesus coming for me and I’m scared.

8: I am experiencing a disturbing amount of pain. I might actually be dying. Please help.

9:  I am almost definitely dying.

10: I am actively being mauled by a bear.

11: Blood is going to explode out of my face at any moment.

Too Serious For Numbers:  You probably have ebola. It appears that you may also be suffering from Stigmata and/or pinkeye.

I think we’re gonna post this on the wall of our home as a guide for our children to rate their pain.